….you can curse in your house?

ancient black proverb usually said to white children (via kikismisandryservice)

“YOU’VE SLAMMED A DOOR?”

(via jhenne-bean)

” you can lock the door?!”

(via firstladysexyfineass)

your doors have locks?

(via scigeekalicious)

" You said no?!"

(via dynastylnoire)

you talk back to your mama?

(via 2damnfeisty)

mywordsaregolden:

coreydrake:

mywordsaregolden:

coreydrake:

mywordsaregolden:

coreydrake:

monieinthamiddle:

coreydrake:

Cuba Gooding Jr. and his wife are splitting after 20 years. I couldn’t imagine putting that much time into a relationship and then saying fuck it. Wtf changed after that long??

People change? Idk Cuba has been a weirdo since he won an Oscar so I’m surprised they made that long after that..

*sigh* this is why I’m in no hurry to get married.

Just because people change doesn’t mean their relationships wasn’t worth it. That’s still a lot of years of partnership, good memories, 3 beautiful children, etc.

Yeah, a lot of people say that however…

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Just make sure anyone you date knows that you are not interested in marriage or long term partnerships.

But I am…

I just assumed you weren’t because it sounds like you aren’t. I know I would never stay in a relationship with someone who doesn’t believe in marriage or can’t see themselves in a 20 year marriage or is one of those cynical people sprouting off divorce statistics. Honestly, people should be more honest with each other. America should do marriage like Mexico City proposed, with 2 year contracts that expire and you can renew.

I disagree with all of this. The ideal marriage is supposed to last forever. I don’t know very many people that think “I’ll stay with this person for 20 years” when they think about a long term relationship.

And MARRIAGE CONTRACTS??! Girl, gone.

mywordsaregolden:

coreydrake:

mywordsaregolden:

coreydrake:

monieinthamiddle:

coreydrake:

Cuba Gooding Jr. and his wife are splitting after 20 years. I couldn’t imagine putting that much time into a relationship and then saying fuck it. Wtf changed after that long??

People change? Idk Cuba has been a weirdo since he won an Oscar so I’m surprised they made that long after that..

*sigh* this is why I’m in no hurry to get married.

Just because people change doesn’t mean their relationships wasn’t worth it. That’s still a lot of years of partnership, good memories, 3 beautiful children, etc.

Yeah, a lot of people say that however…

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Just make sure anyone you date knows that you are not interested in marriage or long term partnerships.

But I am…

(Source: beyhive1992)

I finally removed the partition on my external hard drive! Now I’m pissed off because it hit me again that this bitch only has 320gb of storage when I paid for 500gb.

jessicaisawolverine:

xcusemyffrench:

jessicaisawolverine:

jessicaisawolverine:

this is my day off. that does not mean you can walk up to my door and yell at me to clean my fucking room. I will clean this bitch when I feel like it, and I do not feel like it at 11 am. I done told my mother that I would clean it today like 3 times already, but she…

Girl I am trying! Im trying to find a better paying job so I can get the hell out of my house. Typically its not that bad, me and my parents get along but its shit like this that drives me to want to run away lol. Im determined to be out by the end of the summer

You can do it!! Just do what makes YOU proud and be happy and firm in your decisions. My daddy told me I could move back in last year and I was like “nah bruh bruh, I’m good. You taught me how to make it work.”

Oh I will! It would do me some good to be on my own again because I’ve fallen back into my princess mentality and I can’t grow the hell up if im still here being taken care of. I just applied for a few jobs and if I get one, im stashing like 2 grand away and leaving lol

Jessica, I know this struggle too well!

Back to August: Osage County…

monieinthamiddle:

coreydrake:

monieinthamiddle:

coreydrake:

coreydrake:

Benedict Cucumberranch is fucking his cousin!!! Oh lawd!!!

Oh shit, they’re brother and sister! O_O

What if I wanted to watch that? Spoiler alert!

My bad!!! I’m not used to this :(

I wasn’t gonna watch it anyway, I just wanted to be one of those people lol

See normally I wouldn’t have apologized but it was you :)

mywordsaregolden:

coreydrake:

monieinthamiddle:

coreydrake:

Cuba Gooding Jr. and his wife are splitting after 20 years. I couldn’t imagine putting that much time into a relationship and then saying fuck it. Wtf changed after that long??

People change? Idk Cuba has been a weirdo since he won an Oscar so I’m surprised they made that long after that..

*sigh* this is why I’m in no hurry to get married.

Just because people change doesn’t mean their relationships wasn’t worth it. That’s still a lot of years of partnership, good memories, 3 beautiful children, etc.

Yeah, a lot of people say that however…

Back to August: Osage County…

monieinthamiddle:

coreydrake:

coreydrake:

Benedict Cucumberranch is fucking his cousin!!! Oh lawd!!!

Oh shit, they’re brother and sister! O_O

What if I wanted to watch that? Spoiler alert!

My bad!!! I’m not used to this :(

sighsandsideeyes:

coreydrake:

The movie just ended abruptly. I hate endings like this.

I saw it coming when she hugged her. I was like, “Yep, we’re done here.”

lmao

chillsimmer:

idontspeaksimlish:

chunkysims:

1969th:

Get it!

Awww shit! It’s Wednesday ya’ll!

Wednesday. Get it.

Ayyee

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

wake-up-kid:

Me in the club.

(Source: amberrileynews)

pyrrhics:

left my smartphone in the sink, ootd macbook style

hausofpancakes:

wigglytuffs:

did america have s club 7 or were they just a uk thing

OH HELL YEAH WE HAD S CLUB 7 DON’T STOP NEVER GIVE UP HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH AND REACH THE TOP